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Gift-giving never looked so good. This playfully sexy gift bag is the perfect size for gifting vibrators or wine. Made of thick card stock and sturdy woven handles, this tall gift bag is shaped like a penis with glittery sequin sparkles and marabou feathered balls.

Buy this as a gift for yourself or others! It makes a great gag gift or, in this case, a gimp gift! This little hooded, gimp bear has light peach fur, is dressed in PU leather panties and a hood. Attached to its collar is a metal chain leash. What better way to show your kinky side than with a harmless, adorable, bondage bear? Attach it to your keychain...

For the guy who likes to screw! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has a pouch with mini screwdrivers on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

Stunning and Sophisticated Cream Flowered Rosette with a Gold Metalic Script Its My Birthday Logo. This is the Highest Quality Rosette on the Market for the Classy Birthday Girl or Boy.

Fun In The Sun takes on a whole new meaning with the BIG BOOBIE BEACH BALL! This fun blow up breast shape beach ball will have you and your beach bum party guests hooting and hollering in crazy laughter when you toss this boobie beach ball around at the beach, pool parties or any wild playtime event!  You will surely be the center of attention anywhere...

Polka Pot Gift Bag. Size: 10" x 8" x 4"

For the guy who likes to serve it hot! The Male Power Thong is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It's part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

Hey stylish ganja fan! Show off your style with this vibrantly colored potleaf shaped ashtray. Style meets function as you hang out with your friends AND your buds. (this is just the generic description. Jacob, it can just be put with the other colors in the catalog of course).

Express how you really feel on the road with the If You Don't Like My Driving Fuck Off Car Window Sign from Kalan. Tell them how your really feel without saying a word or raising a finger.

This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. This Rainbow Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller, adorned with the colors of the Pride flag! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a bag of dicks saying "Eat a Bag of Dicks?!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat...

If you're gonna cover your face... cover it in "Style" and let people know how you really feel with these BOLD Covid 19 protective masks! Includes 3 Reusable Masks. Saying include: "WTF?", "F*ck Covid" & "NEW NORMAL" Features: WASHABLE & REUSABLE STRETCHY SOFT MATERIAL BREATHABLE & LIGHTWEIGHT 94% POLYESTER, 6% SPANDEX REUSABLE OVER-THE-TOP...