Birthday Girl Badge - Rose Gold

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a bag of dicks saying "Eat a Bag of Dicks?!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat...

Be the center of attention wherever you go when you proudly where your super stretchy Pecker-Lastic Pecker-Fantastic Hair Band! Features: Penis Shaped Hair Band. Can Be Used For Pony Tail or Wear Like A Bracelet. From Hott Products.

Keep yourself and your home jizz clean with the "Paladone" Blow Job Kit! This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and hairnet. Giving head used to be such a messy chore but not any more! This is the 21st century... Chore no longer!

This fun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Wear your sex product pride! This Wand Sex Toy Pin looks just like a wand massager but it's tiny! Stick it on your hat or clothes or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift!

This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It's part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

Fun and Risque Novelty Mask. Get a second look and a chuckle with these delightful masks that add a little fun to masking up!

Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you're feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our SHOTS" Sexy Socks collection!!!

Spice up your Bachelorette Party and Wild Events, provide some playful fun for you and your guests. Attaches to the head with a headband. Great accessory for a Bachelorette party! One size fits all.

This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Display your smoke product pride! This Green Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift! Oh, and please don't smoke this keychain.

Liquored Up Cock Pops from Hott Products. Lick it up or suck it up with these great tasting pecker pops! Strawberry Daiquir.

For the guy who tells tall tales! The Male Power bikini is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Get your balls in an uproar!

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...