It's My Birthday Badge - Rose Gold

Slippery when wet takes on a whole new meaning with this fun party Boobie Squirt Gun! Each nipple shoots steady blasts of water (or liquor for extra fun) out of the realistic nipples and will have your party guests howling with crazy laughter. From Hott Products.

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a bag of dicks saying "Eat a Bag of Dicks?!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat...

Destress with this trendy fidget toy. Now adults can relax also, while enjoying the feeling of popping bubble-wrap that this popular toy provides.

Polka Pot Gift Bag. Size: 10" x 8" x 4"

For the guy who likes to screw! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has a pouch with mini screwdrivers on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

Retired & Loving It Sash - Black

Here's your chance to blow your load farther than you ever imagined. And with range like this, you're guaranteed to hit at least a couple of people, all they way across the yard. This isn't penis enhancement we're talking about - it's the penis-shaped Super Water Gun. Get a good grip on the balls, pull the trigger and watch your penis squirt all over your...

Be the center of attention wherever you go when you proudly where your super stretchy Pecker-Lastic Pecker-Fantastic Hair Band! Features: Penis Shaped Hair Band. Can Be Used For Pony Tail or Wear Like A Bracelet. From Hott Products.

This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It's part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

Made of high-quality materials, our unique luxury gift bags are made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This red and white colored 10-inch gift bag with all-over red glitter lips pattern and a black stamp phrase “Hot AF!” imprinted on both front and back. This delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...