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This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a bag of dicks saying "Eat a Bag of Dicks?!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat...

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

Jumping Boobie Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Boobie gags!

This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.

Fun and Sexy Novelty Mask. Get a second look and a chuckle with these delightful masks that add a little fun to masking up!

Stunning and Sophisticated Cream Flowered Rosette with a Gold Metalic Script Birthday Girl Logo. This is the Highest Quality Rosette on the Market for the Classy Birthday Girl.

This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it's the perfect companion for your office desk, backpack, bag, purse or keychain! Give it as a gift to your friends or keep it for yourself. It's the cutest way to flag your kinky side! Fits in the palm of your hand. This kinky bondage bear is sure to put a smile...

You’ll be proud to wrap your naughty gifts in this playful gift bag. Our bags look expensive and feel amazing! High-quality, unique luxury gift bags made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This teal-colored 10-inch gift bag with all-over teal glitter leopard pattern and a silver foil stamp phrase “You Sexy Bitch!” imprinted on...

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!

Laugh your head off with "Screaming Willy," the hilarious, squeaky, bevy-of-fun bachelorette gift! This silly SOB makes a noise like you wouldn't believe, so get ready to fill the room with the contagious sound of chuckles!

Liquored Up Cock Pops from Hott Products. Lick it up or suck it up with these great tasting pecker pops! Strawberry Daiquir.

Whether you’re partying on the playa or being a conscientious civilian keeping those cooties at bay, Neva Nude has you covered night and day! Our DMs get an A+ for fashionable face coverage that is both comfy and cool! Our masks are made with a flexible elastic trim with an easy looping structure for both quick covers and rapid releases. Hand selected,...

This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It's part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

Liquored Up Cock Pops from Hott Products. Lick it up or suck it up with these great tasting pecker pops! Bahama Mama.

Now you can keep your Pecker warm & dress in "Colorful" style with the Rainbow Pecker "Huggie" Cock Sock! Comfy fit and colorful stripes will make your partner & member "stand at attention" during your next playful encounter!