Rainbow Pecker Whistle Necklace

Keep yourself and your home jizz clean with the "Paladone" Blow Job Kit! This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and hairnet. Giving head used to be such a messy chore but not any more! This is the 21st century... Chore no longer!

Express how you really feel on the road with the If You Don't Like My Driving Fuck Off Car Window Sign from Kalan. Tell them how your really feel without saying a word or raising a finger.

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

For the guy who likes to call the shots! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has referee stripping and a whistle on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

Here's your chance to blow your load farther than you ever imagined. And with range like this, you're guaranteed to hit at least a couple of people, all they way across the yard. This isn't penis enhancement we're talking about - it's the penis-shaped Super Water Gun. Get a good grip on the balls, pull the trigger and watch your penis squirt all over your...

For the guy who likes to serve it hot! The Male Power Thong is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

For the guy who tells tall tales! The Male Power bikini is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Get your balls in an uproar!

For the guy who has no reservations! The Male Power boxer is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

Keep that blow job mess off your pretty shirt with this genius bib! This red bib has an image of an open mouth on it and says, "Blow Job Bib". This is the perfect accessory for Bachelorette parties, birthdays, drinking games, honeymoons, or even business lunches. One size fits most. Remember to bib before you bob!

Great Ice Breaker and Party Favor. Boobie ice cube tray. Each tray makes 14 ice cubes. Pack of 2- 7 inch long trays. From Hott Products.

For the guy who likes to screw! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has a pouch with mini screwdrivers on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

For the guy who needs more "Trunk Space"! The Male Power G-string is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has an elephant head on the crotch and a squeaker inside for added noise. Get your balls in an uproar!