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For the guy who likes to screw! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has a pouch with mini screwdrivers on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

For the guy who tells tall tales! The Male Power bikini is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Get your balls in an uproar!

For the guy who likes to serve it hot! The Male Power Thong is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

Fruity flavored Rainbow Jumbo Cock Pop from Hott Products. The "jumbo" candy dick on a stick that's as much fun to suck as it is to lick!

For the guy who has no reservations! The Male Power boxer is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has a tuxedo design on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

For the guy who likes to call the shots! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has referee stripping and a whistle on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

Keep yourself and your home jizz clean with the "Paladone" Blow Job Kit! This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and hairnet. Giving head used to be such a messy chore but not any more! This is the 21st century... Chore no longer!

Liquored Up Cock Pops from Hott Products. Lick it up or suck it up with these great tasting pecker pops! Mai Tai.

Attitude Mug Good Morning Asshole - 22 oz . From Island Dogs.

Here's your chance to blow your load farther than you ever imagined. And with range like this, you're guaranteed to hit at least a couple of people, all they way across the yard. This isn't penis enhancement we're talking about - it's the penis-shaped Super Water Gun. Get a good grip on the balls, pull the trigger and watch your penis squirt all over your...