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Here's your chance to blow your load farther than you ever imagined. And with range like this, you're guaranteed to hit at least a couple of people, all they way across the yard. This isn't penis enhancement we're talking about - it's the penis-shaped Super Water Gun. Get a good grip on the balls, pull the trigger and watch your penis squirt all over your...

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a butt plug saying "Fuck You, Asshole!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat or...

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

Rub yourself into a sublime lather, with these premium Sexy Soaps! Make them wet and then enjoy the rich, creamy suds that will lavish your body in a luxurious frothy foam for lots of wet ‘n wild fun! These flirty bars of sex appeal are the perfect boost to your two-person tub or shower session. It’s fun to get dirty when you have these soaps at hand!

For the guy who tells tall tales! The Male Power bikini is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Get your balls in an uproar!

Super Fun Novelty Mask with a Cheerful Risque Pattern!

Show your pride! Rainbow Flower necklace with boobies attached.

Slow rising 5.5" tall, banana-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.

Fun In The Sun takes on a whole new meaning with the BIG BOOBIE BEACH BALL! This fun blow up breast shape beach ball will have you and your beach bum party guests hooting and hollering in crazy laughter when you toss this boobie beach ball around at the beach, pool parties or any wild playtime event!  You will surely be the center of attention anywhere...

This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.

Rainbow Pecker Bopper Headband from Hott Products. One size fits most.

This "Live Laugh Cum" enamel keychain by Woodrocket is a metallic rainbow of color. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

Easy to blow up Big boobie balloons in flesh color. Realistic nipples. Box of 6 Flesh colored. From Hott Products.

Whether you’re partying on the playa or being a conscientious civilian keeping those cooties at bay, Neva Nude has you covered night and day! Our DMs get an A+ for fashionable face coverage that is both comfy and cool! Our masks are made with a flexible elastic trim with an easy looping structure for both quick covers and rapid releases. Hand selected,...

This fun soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory. Wear your sex product pride! This paddle Sex Toy Pin is black with red hearts and looks just like a fetish BDSM paddle that says Daddy but it's tiny! Stick it on your hat or clothes or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift!