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Our high-quality, unique luxury gift bags are made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This red 10-inch gift bag with a black velvet-like flocked fleur-de-lis pattern has an imprinted gold foil stamp “#Sexy.” This delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.

Rock Your Sexy Socks!! Whether you're feeling cocky, kinky, happy or maybe you love locking lips with your kamasutra partner we have something for everyone. Put your best foot forward with our SHOTS" Sexy Socks collection!!!

Liquored Up Cock Pops from Hott Products. Lick it up or suck it up with these great tasting pecker pops! Bahama Mama.

For the guy who needs more "Trunk Space"! The Male Power G-string is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most outfit has an elephant head on the crotch and a squeaker inside for added noise. Get your balls in an uproar!

Super Fun Novelty Mask with a Cheerful Risque Pattern!

Slow rising 5.5" tall, banana-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.

It's My Birthday Sash - Stunning and Sophisticated Rose Gold Sash with Gold Metallic Script Foil.

Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.

This little bondage bear just loves shi-bear-i! All tied up with silky rope and blindfolded, it's the perfect companion for your office desk, backpack, bag, purse or keychain! Give it as a gift to your friends or keep it for yourself. It's the cutest way to flag your kinky side! Fits in the palm of your hand. This kinky bondage bear is sure to put a smile...

Retired & Loving It Sash - Black

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

This "I Will Fuck You Up" pin takes Rosie the Riveter's classic feminist pose to a whole new level. Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!