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Keep that blow job mess off your pretty shirt with this genius bib! This red bib has an image of an open mouth on it and says, "Blow Job Bib". This is the perfect accessory for Bachelorette parties, birthdays, drinking games, honeymoons, or even business lunches. One size fits most. Remember to bib before you bob!

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For the guy who tells tall tales! The Male Power bikini is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Get your balls in an uproar!

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Fruity flavored Rainbow Jumbo Cock Pop from Hott Products. The "jumbo" candy dick on a stick that's as much fun to suck as it is to lick!

Keep yourself and your home jizz clean with the "Paladone" Blow Job Kit! This kit includes gloves, apron, oversleeves and hairnet. Giving head used to be such a messy chore but not any more! This is the 21st century... Chore no longer!

Potleaf Ashtray from Kheper Games. A green glass ashtray shaped like a potleaf!

Express how you really feel on the road with the If You Don't Like My Driving Fuck Off Car Window Sign from Kalan. Tell them how your really feel without saying a word or raising a finger.

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