Boob Inspector Badge

For the guy who tells tall tales! The Male Power bikini is made of 100% Nylon. The one-size fits most bikini has a face with Pinocchio's nose that houses your erection. Get your balls in an uproar!

For the guy who likes to screw! The Male Power G-string is stretchy and comfortable. The one-size fits most outfit has a pouch with mini screwdrivers on the crotch. Get your balls in an uproar!

This Best Buds enamel lapel pin of two “bud” buddies is a fun accessory. Show off your 420 pride! Stick it on your jacket or hat or shirt or backpack or bag or purse it or give it as a gift and stick it on your friend!

Make your next party a real "Blast" as you Blast out a steady stream of Pecker Confetti with the Rainbow Pecker Party Confetti Gun! Shiny Rainbow Pecker Confetti will rain down in a hail of Rainbow Confetti Fun! From Hott Products.

Slow rising 3.63" tall, vanilla-scented squishy toy for adults. Made of slow rising PU material. Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift. Packaged in a durable and squeezable polybag.

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a bag of dicks saying "Eat a Bag of Dicks?!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat...

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

Jumping Pecker Toy. Wind Them Up and Watch Them Jump! Cause hysterical laughter at any fun party event or occasion with these adorable wind up Jumping Pecker gags!

Top Selling Blow Job Bib is a hilarious gag gift for your bachelor, bachelorette or corporate party. Each bib has neck tie-straps that will keep the bib in place while performing fellatio. Keep your couture clean and him happy with the blow job bib! One bib per poly bag with header card.

If you're gonna cover your face... cover it in "Style" and let people know how you really feel with these BOLD Covid 19 protective masks! Includes 3 Reusable Masks. Includes: "MAGA -Make America Gay Again", "PRIDE" & "Rainbow Lips" REUSABLE OVER-THE-TOP SAFETY MASK. Protection from Dust, Smoke, Pollution, Ash, Pollen. Product size is 11.8" x 4.9"....

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a butt plug saying "Fuck You, Asshole!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat or...

This fun enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect accessory for your pocket. Display your smoke product pride! This Green Leaf Weed Keychain looks just like a pot leaf only smaller! Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift! Oh, and please don't smoke this keychain.