Blow Job Kit

This funny and colorful soft enamel lapel pin by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty apparel accessory. This adorable enamel pin features a bag of dicks saying "Eat a Bag of Dicks?!" and is one of our silly and cute and filthy-mouthed sex toys in our Fuck Buddies Pin collection and is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Stick it on your hat...

This funny enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. This Eat A Bag of Dicks Keychain is just the right amount of dirty to wear in public. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift.

Fun and Risque Novelty Mask. Get a second look and a chuckle with these delightful masks that add a little fun to masking up!

Slippery when wet takes on a whole new meaning with this fun party Boobie Squirt Gun! Each nipple shoots steady blasts of water (or liquor for extra fun) out of the realistic nipples and will have your party guests howling with crazy laughter. From Hott Products.

This glittery gold “She/Her” enamel keychain will show off your pronouns in style. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

You love inspecting peckers. This 2" X 3" metal badge can make you an official pecker inspector, which will enable you to inspect peckers without all the explaining. Just show your badge and request that the gentlemen please present their peckers. Threats of booking said gentlemen downtown for insubordination will hardly be necessary. Flash it quickly,...

Our high-quality, unique luxury gift bags are made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This red 10-inch gift bag with a black velvet-like flocked fleur-de-lis pattern has an imprinted gold foil stamp “#Sexy.” This delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.

Be the center of attention wherever you go when you proudly where your super stretchy Pecker-Lastic Pecker-Fantastic Hair Band! Features: Penis Shaped Hair Band. Can Be Used For Pony Tail or Wear Like A Bracelet. From Hott Products.

Note Pad Toilet Paper. From Island Dogs. 200 sheets. 3 ply.

Easy to blow up Big boobie balloons in flesh color. Realistic nipples. Box of 6 Flesh colored. From Hott Products.

Here's your chance to blow your load farther than you ever imagined. And with range like this, you're guaranteed to hit at least a couple of people, all they way across the yard. This isn't penis enhancement we're talking about - it's the penis-shaped Super Water Gun. Get a good grip on the balls, pull the trigger and watch your penis squirt all over your...

This funny peach-colored Middle Finger enamel Keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. It's part of our Porn Keychain collection and is perfect to dangle in public to tell people to fuck themselves without actually saying it. Hang it on your key ring or give it as a gift!

Made of high-quality materials, our unique luxury gift bags are made of thick, sturdy card stock paper with elegant woven handles. This red and white colored 10-inch gift bag with all-over red glitter lips pattern and a black stamp phrase “Hot AF!” imprinted on both front and back. This delightful bag is as fun to give as it is to receive.